Fun Quotes

Quotes from school.

I remember when I didn't know what I should call him, and the title came up: Doctor Sir Rector Doug
     Gary Young

Well, what I do, when I am with someone's parents or somebody who might pay for me, is bring money enough for me, and when the check comes, look at it and if they don't say anything than figure out how much money I need plus tip and tax and then just pay it.
If I am with someone who I am going to pay for, if they offer to pay (you are allowed to ask) or if they start looking like they are going to get money out I just tell them. I would assume that is how other people do it as well.
Or you can be like Heather, and when we get in the car to go out to eat, just say, "I don't have any money."
That works too. (:
     Jon Daley, on eating out

Food labels are excellent sources of fat grams per serving.
     Found on a CMU Health Services brochure on fat

Physics
"Money is not a vector. It doesn't matter what direction it comes from."
     Brian Quinn, physics professor

"A parameter is a constant that varies"
     Hugh Young, physics professor

Philosophy
"He is, in serious ways, nuts"
     David Carrier, professor, on Nietzche

"It's only different from the simple cases in that it's more complicated."
     David Carrier

"Rousseau was often a strange and silly person."
     David Carrier

"Descartes's a fool."
     Classmate in 80-100

Heather J Wightman