Barry Reiger, LBHS class of '97 clown, has a long-standing joke with me about my intelligence and his supposed lack thereof (which is untrue; he's a smart kid.) In consideration of his "dumbness," he asks me to only speak or write to him in sentences consisting of words with four letters or less. Whenever I wrote him a note, I had to address it "Bary" because his name has five letters!
Anyway, as a frosting to the cake of our strange communication, Barry asked me to include in my speech a sentence complying with his terms. So here it is. I'm mighty proud of it because it's so long. It's amazing how hard it is to come up with four letters or less!